M.B. Guel

When M. B. Guel isn't writing, they work as a producer of the theatrical trailers everyone talks through when they go to the movies. They also spend their spare time skating in roller derby, pretending they're a cowboy, and playing with swords. Living in Los Angeles with their partner and herd of fur children has taught them useful defensive driving skills and how to be too friendly. They have kindly requested that, if the time ever come, their lifeless corpse be dragged into LA County limits before they are officially declared dead.