Michelle Manus
Michelle Manus lives in a desolate land with a dark wizard, a unicorn, and a feline overlord. Despite certain stereotypes you may be familiar with, the dark wizard is not holding her captive, nor does the unicorn require virgin riders. The feline overlord, however, may well be evil.
She holds dual BAs in English and philosophy, which has gotten her about as far as you would expect it to in life. Despite all evidence to the contrary, she's still desperately holding out hope that in an alternate reality she's a sword-wielding princess.