Short Synopsis
Jenna McCarthy turns her comedic talents to fiction with a novel about picking yourself up out of the gutter when life kicks you to the curb.

Full Synopsis
"I don't love you anymore."

For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn't want another woman; he just doesn't want her.

Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she's finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass . . . hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn't (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy.

Engaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, Pretty Much Screwed is a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick.

"A brilliant blend of smart storytelling and sidesplitting humor." ---Janet Evanovich, author of One for the Money

"Jenna McCarthy takes what could have been a standard chick lit formula...and breathes new life into it by giving it her own smart-mouthed-yet-utterly-sweet spin." ---Jane Heller, author of Princess Charming

"[Tanya Eby's] voice has a sultry but upbeat tone and her reading was well-modulated." ---Fangs, Wands and Fairy Dust