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Short Synopsis
Helen Harper presents the first novel in the Lazy Girl's Guide To Magic series.

Full Synopsis
Let's get one thing straight—Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact, she's probably the last witch in the world who you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa, where she could watch TV, munch junk food, and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content.

However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch, the investigative department of the Hallowed Order of Magical Enlightenment. Her problems are quadrupled when a valuable object is stolen right from under the Order's noses. It doesn't exactly help that she's been magically bound to Adeptus Exemptus Raphael Winter. He might have piercing sapphire eyes and a body which a cover model would be proud of but, as far as Ivy's concerned, he's a walking advertisement for the joyless perils of too much witch-work. And if he makes her go to the gym again, she's definitely going to turn him into a frog.

"The narrator did a good job conveying our heroine's carefree attitude, and she differentiated between characters well." ---Bambi Unbridled

"I experienced this one in audio format and absolutely adored narrator, Tanya Eby, in the role as Ivy and the rest of the cast’s voice." ---Delighted Reader

Slouch Witch

Author Helen Harper

Narrated by Tanya Eby

Publication date Jul 11, 2017

Running time 8 hrs 9 min

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