Short Synopsis
From Babe Walker comes a memoir describing (in hilarious detail) the White Girl Problems we'd all love to have.

Full Synopsis
Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab—that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as:

•   I hate my horse.
•   Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had.
•   He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince.
•   I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic.

In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.

"The epitome of the urban socialite you love to hate." ---Time

"A pop-culture send-up with a troubled material girl anti-heroine." ---Kirkus

"A social satire in the guise of a memoir." ---Booklist

"I now have a girl crush on Babe Walker! Laugh-out-loud, pee-in-your-Cosabellas funny." ---Tori Spelling